How To Have the Perfect Hot Day in New York City
What to see, eat, and wear on a sticky summer day in Manhattan
This free letter is brought to you by Gap.
I peel myself out of bed on the second alarm. My partner’s wake-up services allow one brief snooze, but he’s pretty insistent on the second try.
I sink into the couch with a cup of coffee he has waiting for me — tar-colored moka pot brew with a teaspoon of hot cocoa mix and a splash of whole milk — and stuff my phone in between the couch cushions. Jagged grooves in the double handle of my self-sculpted mug stab my fingers when I hold it properly. I have a lot to learn about ergonomics.
I grab my plastic-bound library hardback du jour resting on the wobbly side table I picked up off the curb last summer and disappear into the pages while alternating sips of coffee and water. Cereal follows, something full of bran coated in a sugary film, and I emerge from the story feeling anew.
You’ll never be first in Central Park — a buff mom jogging behind a double stroller or an elderly man in a three-piece suit reading the paper with his dachshund will always beat you — but you can be early. There’s a race happening on the pavement loop and I wait for a gap to cross the street, the park a cacophony of air horns and cow bells and house music.
Before leaving the house, I throw on a linen blend set from Gap: a loose-off-the-body, boxy tank with just the right amount of structure and a knee-length pair of culottes that feel like pajamas. A perfect middle on the easy shorts to easy pants spectrum.
When the weather is oppressive — absurdly hot or tragically cold — all I really want to wear is pajamas. This set is my outdoor summer pjs. I sling a vintage bag over my shoulder, slip my feet into jelly sandals, and reach for a pair of sunglasses with pink-hued lenses. Rose-colored glasses make any day better, sort of famously.
Veering off from the main route (away from the runners), after the boat landing (inhabited by a man and his cello), down the stone path by the water (usually lined with turtles), past the Ladies Pavilion (cast iron and full of secrets), I land on Hernshead. This early in the morning it’s just me and a couple of people in meditative criss-crosses dotting the boulders.
The rowboats and their captains haven’t yet been released onto the lake, so for one brief moment, the whole thing is still.
I see the MET from behind, appearing in pieces through the trees and then all at once. Summer is costume exhibit mayhem at the museum — accompanied usually by a long digital queue or a physical line that sticks you in Baroque painting purgatory, feeling ungrateful for clock-watching while surrounded by priceless works of art. I arrive minutes after it opens and there is no line at all.
It’s a sea of feminine bodies in white sets, all linen, cotton, silk, and marble. I feel connected to them in a visceral way. We all stand in the temperature controlled environment and listen to the fashion chatter around us: visitors discussing the origins of the fabric dye; admiring the sculpted buttons on the Schiaparelli dress in the back; gently correcting a friend on the pronunciation of Margiela.
I weave my way through the rows of body, dressed in petticoats and armor and sheer drapery and beadwork, until I’m standing before mannequins wearing hearts and organs and skeletons stitched into fabric. I suppose I’m matching them too.
I take the train downtown and head toward coffee number two when I’m pulled by a magnetic force into Theo’s Haberdashery. I drool over the turquoise in the front display, the watches in the back display, and eavesdrop on the man behind the counter dating time pieces for customers. It’s comforting like a bed time story as I flip through the collection of vintage matchbooks, wishing I could know what made Sichuan Pavilion the most unique Chinese restaurant in America.
The theme of the day is cool cavernous spaces. Anywhere I can crawl lower into the earth, below where the hot air rises, is where I wanted to be. Having spent the morning time traveling in a great hall of stone, I arrive back in the present day as I descend into Abraço, letting the music on vinyl and the chatter and the clinking of spoons on ceramic cups envelop me.
I order something with espresso + sugar + seltzer + a fat dollop of cream and I start the awkward dance that is trying to spot someone slip out of a chair at just the right moment. I spill the coffee immediately but miraculously spare my outfit. I curse myself for leaving the Tide pen at home.
We slip into the communal picnic table in the back, two people reading on my right and a dad with a stroller to my left. A stream of chilly air aims directly at me from the wall-mounted A/C unit across the room. I win four rounds of Golf and lose two — what can you do when your opponent had an ace and a two hiding under there all along? On my way out of the cafe, I run into a magician I know. Perhaps it was his spell that spared my white set.
Down the street, I poke my head into Juicy Lucy and decide I can’t go another minute without a frosty cup of lemonade. They ask if I want it more sweet or more tart and I say somewhere in the middle would be nice. It’s $9 with tip and worth every penny.
Mast Books beckons from across the road — just for a quick peak at the front table offerings — and I flip through a May 1978 copy of British Vogue.
My eyes glaze over rifling through the center spread, daydreaming of retro blue one-pieces and feeling a phantom soreness in my arms thinking about swimming laps in the sun.
The lemonade is gone and my walk to the Lower East Side needs another hydrating companion. I procure the largest water bottle the bodega has to offer and gulp until I can feel the coolness coursing through my veins.
A few steps down into Edith Machinist and I bee-line to the right — an orange mini dress with delicate floral print and a subtle V at the neck is a lighthouse in the sea of vintage. My peripheral vision is blurred once I spot it, and I can’t focus on looking at anything else until I’ve tried it on. I peep the tag — Gap!
I’m like a truffle pig for vintage Gap so that shouldn’t surprise me as much as it does, but I feel a wave of kismet roll over me as I pull off my modern Gap set to slip on a 30-year-old Gap dress.
Edith and I chat about the wonders of vintage Gap. She shows me another piece she has in the same fabric as the dress, and I tell her about the snap-button cardigan I snagged last summer. We talk in hushed tones like we’re in on a fabulous secret.
The second I step out of the dressing room after changing back in my original outfit, a woman asks me if I’m going to buy the dress or if can she can have it. I oblige — it saddens me to hand the dress over, but I ration that if it’s meant to be in my closet, another one will appear to me during one of my routine eBay Gap hunts.
Ellen of Ellen is in just around the corner and we lament about the heat. Venus the dog perches on the chair, happily accepting belly rubs and sweet talk. A retro blue one-piece answers my Mast Books prayers, and I slide my fingers over the shimmering jersey like a devotion.
It’s hot on Ludlow and it’s hot on Orchard and the narrow streets are lined with sweating packs of friends sipping frosty mugs of beer and chilled coups of bubbly wine. Hair sticks to the back of my damp neck, but I’m not ready to give up on the blowout and throw it in a clip.
A flock of pigeons circling something mysterious on the sidewalk elicits an out-loud “Woah!” from me as I cross into Chinatown. They don’t spook when I walk by, in fact they seem to huddle more fervently as an outsider nears the territory, and I badly wish I could ask them what all the fuss is about.
I enter through the Wo Hop basement portal. The air conditioning hits me first, wrapping me in a arctic hug, then the scent of soy and ginger and everything else good in the world.
It’s much emptier than I’ve ever seen it: a hot day safe haven wallpapered with dollar bills. Sesame noodles cool me down, and garlicky tofu warms me right back up. I somehow avoid spilling on my white outfit again. (Do I have a Gap guardian angel?)
My fortune says “Aim for the stars!” and I tuck it in my wallet.
I leave one deliciously cold room in pursuit of another: there’s nowhere better to be during the hottest part of the day than cradled by a plush rocker at your local movie theater. I suck in the scent of buttered popcorn and feel my cortisol levels dropping.
I see “The Devil Wears Prada 2” and actually… love it? My expectations were low after the onslaught of obnoxious marketing schemes, but it’s heartwarming and fun and I tear up a few times (doesn’t hurt that I’m a giant sucker). The fashion highlight for me is Andy’s assistant’s funky curvy ‘70s-esque eyeglasses.
I stop at home after the movie to pull off a quick outfit change, swapping the day tote for a smaller suede bag and the jellies for white mules I thrifted years ago. The outfit is ready for dinner with just two minutes of closet play — the high neckline and crisp fabric renders it easily dress-up-able. I succumb to the humidity and throw my hair in a ponytail.
I’m craving a specific meal from Malatesta Trattoria in the West Village. This plate tastes like summer: crispy chicken cutlet, zippy arugula, tangy diced tomatoes, and a full teacup of parmesan for leisurely re-sprinkling throughout the meal. The whole cup is empty by the time our food is finished.
An early bird dinner in New York is pretty much anything before 8 p.m., and I’m rewarded for my promptness with an unobstructed view of the outdoor chatter and a perfectly framed World Trade Center posing between the restaurant’s open doors. The wind is balmy and skin temperature, but the free bread helps.
My favorite place for a glass of wine in the West Village is predictably packed — a fully hour’s wait for a seat at the bar is not on my perfect day’s itinerary — so we trot down to Revelie and snag the lovers’ seat in the corner with a view of the street. Today’s orange wine makes my lips pucker and tastes like floating down a lazy river.
As dusk turns to night, the hot day takes a new form, and over the course of a single glass, the sky caves in on itself and rain plummets down in fat lukewarm drops. People immediately pull out umbrellas — am I the only one who didn’t look at the weather report this afternoon? — and I order a second glass to prolong my venture into the wet unknown.
We leave when the rain lightens up a bit, my suede purse tucked under my partner’s shirt on the walk to the train. It survives sans stain, and I don’t even slip down the Subway steps.
I’m called back home by the hunks of Ina Garten’s chewy chocolate chip cookie dough in my fridge and the pint of vanilla bean Häagen-Dazs in my freezer. I toss dessert in the oven, changed back into the morning’s boxers and tank top, and scrub my face clean.
The microwave timer dings as I’m slathering moisturizer over my skin and I leap from the bathroom to yank the dough from the oven. Under a scoop of ice cream with two spoons surrounding them, the cookies don’t stand a chance. It tastes even better now that it’s raining outside.
Perfect day.
Where do you go on a hot sticky summer day? And who has the best air conditioning in New York City? Please sound off in the comments…
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ergonomics 🤓
bless your gap guardian angel 🪽 hopefully mine appears soon with that exact white outfit for me!! i want it NYYYAAUWW