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the spring uniform you already have in your closet

And why the concept of "flattering clothing" should be left behind for good.

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Mar 18, 2025
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Fuck a flattering outfit.

I love a body-hugging piece as much as the next person, but a shapeless sack of fabric can be just as sexy in my book. There are so many rules about how we should dress according to our “body type” or our “color season” or whatever insecurity of the week is flooding our feeds. This is the outfit I reach for when I’m sick of all the noise.

It’s an outfit for anybody with any body. It’s an outfit that rejects the idea that clothing must “flatter” certain features to be worth wearing. It’s an outfit to reach for when you need to leave in five, you want to feel put together, but you have zero brain power to come up with something brilliant.

The perfect spring uniform is as easy as it is versatile — and you already have in your closet.


★ An outfit formula for any occasion, the pieces of which are already in your closet

★ Why “flattering clothing” is bullshit

★ …and what the actual sexiest item of clothing is

★ The The Parent Trap character we’re taking wardrobe tips from (no, not Meredith Blake)

★ 18 secondhand picks under $30

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