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Kennedy Carver's avatar

Would love for my aura to be described as hovering between shades of slime and mold

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MacKinley Jade's avatar

the dreeeeeam

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Hugh McAlpine's avatar

Enjoyed this, Mac!

I’ve always associated bright green with radioactivity (Martian-like power plant workers glowing green after a days work).. so it’s funny (interesting) to see an apron designed to protect you from the radio waves in the color you might be glowing if it wasn’t there to protect you 🧪☢️😵‍💫

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MacKinley Jade's avatar

delectable irony

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m0therboard's avatar

Hilarious and sharp as always, Mackinley. I recently felt Prada in the mega-thrift (Savers) last week when I snagged a chartreuse miniskirt in my size. The Blessed Miuccia. Miuccia of Sorrows. Miuccia in Ecstasy.

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MacKinley Jade's avatar

oh how i miss savers! miuccia is everywhere for those who have eyes to see her… thank you madison!!!

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Lottie Bisou's avatar

This is giving if Emma chamberlain were on substack in the best way. ART

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MacKinley Jade's avatar

thank you lottie! 2018 me who was obsessively watching emma's youtube is screaming inside

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Sheila (of Ephemera)'s avatar

I also deal with horrific dental experiences on a regular basis. I always dress up for it, a little bit of “clothing as armour“. I’m a huge fan of chartreuse, and I have a Miu Miu blouse in one of those green shades.

I hope you’re feeling better now MacKinley!

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MacKinley Jade's avatar

thank you sheila!! i love that you dress up for it and i love the sound of that blouse too. i appreciate the well wishes!

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Kendall Flavin's avatar

I’m obsessed with this thank you for sharing your brain with us

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MacKinley Jade's avatar

printing this and hanging it up on my wall! thank you kendall!!

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