Gifts for Your Weird Girlfriend
Show them you care with some fucked up mittens
Hello! Happy Gift Guide™ season, lovers and freaks.
Today I’m sharing another installment of my love letters to weird girlfriends. I sent a Valentine’s Day gift guide earlier this year, affectionately titled “How To Shop for Your Weird Girlfriend: Nothing says romance like raccoon teeth.” Well, the weird girlfriends need holiday presents, too!
“Weird Girlfriend” is a gender neutral term in this house, of course. Weird Girlfriend is but a state of mind. And whether you have a weird girlfriend, you are the weird girlfriend, or you are a weird girlfriend who has a weird girlfriend, I have just the thing to put under the tree.
For the girl who insists she gave birth to her pet
This custom pet ceramic candle holder
First of all, believe women.
And if that girl has a box of the pet’s baby teeth lying around
Custom pet tooth jewelry by Creature’s Virtue
We talked about raccoon teeth jewelry in the last weird girl gift guide, but how about something a little closer to home? Nothing says Merry Christmas like a cat tooth pinky ring.
For the girl who just watched the marathon and said “I could do that”
Yes she can AND she’s gonna lap them in style.
For the girl who you’re convinced is hiding devil horns under all that hair
A devilish accessory from Salt Hats
Robyn’s cheeky sailor hats are a surefire hit for any girl interested in a funky accessory. And thankfully there are some choices that can give your sweetie pie a chance to show off who she really is inside <3
For the girl who wants everything in her closet to be as freaky as her shoe collection
Hoof feet aren’t enough, she needs hoof hands too.
For the girl who won’t shut up about pop music and reality TV
Double feature: Sex by Madonna + Girl on Girl by Sophie Gilbert
For an expansive and daring look at pop culture’s influence on feminism in the modern age.
For the girl who put up the Christmas tree as soon as the clock struck midnight on November 1st
Insanely large pom pom tree topper
She deserves a tree topper as big as her love for the holiday season. Even better if it’s homemade and a little wonky.
For the girl who needs to always be doing something with her hands
Bobbie Goods coloring book and alcohol-based markers
I speak from personal experience when I say Bobbie Goods coloring pages are incredibly addicting and require surgical levels of precision, so fair warning, you might not be hearing from her for a while.
For the girl who has a thousand bag charms but just needs one more
This will be her last one, she promises!
For the girl whose car bumper is a collage of absurd stickers
Online Ceramics bumper stickers
At only $5 a pop, you can cost effectively help her fill in the spots between “My Cat is an Honor Student” and “Honk Louder! I Have Kate Bush on Max Volume.”
For the girl whose favorite word is “whimsy”
Swan serving plate? Line dancer lamp? Tiny star jar? She’ll combust.
For the girl who might be 50% dessert
This is the greatest key lime pie in the world and it’s not even close. And no she’s not going to share.
For the girl who already has it all
Miu Miu SS 2014 cat print wool coat
I can all but guarantee she doesn’t have this one yet, and you can be the knight in shining armor who fills that massive Miu Miu SS 2014-sized hole in her closet. You might have to sell your car to pay for it — but isn’t she worth it?
I’m dying to know what you’re buying for your weird girlfriend this holiday season, please indulge me in the comments…
Get in touch with me at mackinley@yeehawt.com if you’d like to work together, or find me doing other things on IG. Happy gifting, freaks!
