Valentine's Day Gifts For Your Weird Girlfriend
for the horse girl and the gleek and everyone in between
Happy Valentine’s Day, lovers and freaks. I can already feel sticky sweet romance in the air, which means it’s time for another weird girlfriend gift guide.
“Weird Girlfriend” is a gender neutral term, of course. WG is but a state of mind. Whether you have a weird girlfriend, you are the weird girlfriend, or you are a weird girlfriend who has a weird girlfriend, I have just the thing that will make your girl swoon.
For the girl who’s way too excited it’s the year of the horse
A Sasha Elage print or calendar
She likely already has this artist’s work pinned on her Pinterest dream board.
For the girl who’s always losing her lighter
Sasha’s crafting leather goods like you’ve never seen — including lighter cases that give you a fabulous fringe tail. Guaranteed to never misplace that thing again.
For the girl who has important shit to carry
Those cat whiskers and sea shells and wrappers she’s saved because the graphic design was cool need to go somewhere.
For the girl who doesn’t give a shit about flowers
Except when they’re Prada, of course! In lieu of roses, try vintage.
For the girl whose top song in 2010 was Blaine Anderson’s cover of “Teenage Dream”
Everyone is obsessed with going analog this year, and that includes physical media of your girl’s Gleek’s favorite show. Go the extra mile and pair it with an Adidas track suit.
For the girl whose unhealthiest relationship is with her cuticles
Celisse ‘The Trick’ nail + cuticle oil pen
She’s never going to buy this for herself, and frankly it’s driving you crazy the way she’s always picking at her dry ass cuticles mid-conversation (not that I know from personal experience with my own partner or anything…).
For the girl who’s anti heart jewelry
The opposite of a Kay Jewelers infinity heart necklace. (And a favorite in my personal collection.)
For the girl who owns twelve thousand blank notebooks and still doesn’t feel satisfied
Tell her the cover reminded you of her and thank me later.
For the girl who rabidly rips off her bra the second she gets home
Negative Underwear whipped bralette
The only bra comfy enough to not add to the insane overstimulation of walking into a heated building with a full winter outfit on. I never shut up about how good it is (which I’m sure you’re already aware of and exhausted by).
For the girl whose carabiner is on its last leg
Any day now that metal arm is going to snap off its hinge and her keys will go flying through a Subway grate.
For the girl who forces you to watch “Couples Therapy” with her
She’s had this one on her shelf for years, so the real gift is YOU reading it. Take notes and prepare for a thorough discussion.
For the girl who might die if she doesn’t eat something sweet after every meal
Vintage dessert bowls: yellow, stainless steel, Prada green
Whip out that pint of Jeni’s Gooey Butter Cake and get scooping!
I’d love to hear about your V-Day plans in the comments, however whimsical practical sexy smart they may be. (Hopefully all of the above.)
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Get in touch with me at mackinley@yeehawt.com if you’d like to work together, browse my shelves here, or find me on IG <3
Best valentines day gift guide everrrr! I want that lighter case so bad!! Also, my sister loved the demented humanoid frog sculpture you recommended in your last weird girlfriend gift guide! It was a hit!
The XY plane of girl weirdness at the beginning is EVERYTHING